Oh No You Don't Pee On Me

• Timothy Shen, Grade 7
• Poetry
• 2013

When I was tiny,
And my sister was puny;
My mother came in the shower,
With her truck tyres around her;

My sister wanted to pee,
When she saw me do a wee wee;
Mum said to pee on me,
With a smile like the bright sun with glee;

Down dripped the yellow substance of pee,
OH HELL NO YOU DON'T PEE ON ME!!