That Guy Named Bob
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Alex Allen, Grade 4
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Short Story
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2013
One random day a guy named Bob was walking down the street when BAM a pancake flew out of the sky and hit him right in the eyeball.
The guy named Bob was like "YOU GOT NO PANCAKE MIX PANCAKE" actually he says puncake mix but it doesn't sound right so yeah, TRAINS!
When Bob got home he sat on his bed thinking, "Let's watch The Wiggles."
Bob is 64 and loves Ferris wheels, Cars 2 and Madagascar, also he still wears diapers, Johnson's soft and smooth, "I think that's so Bob!"
Bobs favourite word is YOU ONLY LOVE OREOS short for YOLO. Bob loves Justin Bieber, he thinks he knows so much about music. My opinion WRONG!
When Bob woke up he went to Coles for some pancake mix but there was NONE! Bob was so angry he went all 360 on the manager and got banned for a year. Bob said "It was like Mission Impossible."
ONE YEAR LATER..
I AM ALLOWED TO GO BACK TO COLES, YES!
"NO PUNCAKE MIX!"
THE END! TADAAA