Egg And Bacon Aliens

• Ciaran Sario O'driscoll, Grade 2
• Short Story
• 2014

Once there were some perfectly fine cattle except for the fact that they didn’t have a farmer to milk them

One day, but when I say day I mean night, and when I say night I don’t just mean any old night, because this was the night that aliens were supposed to come down. But because the cows didn’t have a farmer they didn’t have protection. Mooooooooooooooooooooooo! Went one of them moooooooooo! Went another and that quite frankly is because that’s all that comes out of their mouths! Yes they unfortunately…got abducted on the UFO, Not a UFO any more for the cows because they were inside! moooo, what? They were apparently asleep
Zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz
They woke up in a different solar system. One of them called out the loudest
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
They had ever heard, you see they saw, well what they thought was an egg and piece of bacon, actually they were the aliens!!!
If they they could talk they would say
GETMEOUTOFHERETHISISTHECRAZIESTSITUATOINIHAVEEVERBEEN
But instead…
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
The aliens just stood there and stared.
The aliens just thought the cows needed some farmers,
The cows thought that the aliens had no reason for abducting them.

A gazillion years later those cows were still mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooing!
Eventually the cows realized what the aliens thought and stopped mooing the only reason the aliens came to earth was that a meteor crashes into the their home planet and if they didn’t leave they would get
FRIED!!!
The end