Fairy Tale Girls

• Kelsey Monk, Grade 8
• Poetry
• 2007

If you're wondering about those fairy tale beauties
Well, I can tell you, they weren't cuties
I'll start with hardworking Cinderella
I'm told she was quite a smeller
And Rapunzel wasn't very nice
As her hair was full of lice
I don't know why Snow White got her prince
You wouldn't want sleeping Sleeping Beauty yawning
Her smelly breath on you in the morning
The Beast was better looking than the Beaut
Compared to her, he was cute
And Riding Hood in her red
You wouldn't want to be near her. Enough said
And that was just to name a few
They were quite gross through and through.