Oh!! For Goodness Sake It’s A Snake

• Harper Ogden, Grade 3
• Poetry
• 2015

There once was a snake who liked to sun-bake, yes he was a snake who liked to sun-bake by the lake .... Oh!! for goodness sake

This particular snake who liked to sun-bake by the lake would you believe he liked to eat cake .... Oh!! for goodness sake

Now let me tell you this snake who like to sun-bake by the lake and eat cake was as thin as a rake .... Oh!! for goodness sake

This snake who liked to sun-bake by the lake, eat cake and was as thin as a rake I think needed a piece of t-bone steak .... Oh!! for goodness sake

Now our snake who liked to sun-bake by the lake, eat cake and was as thin as a rake had finished eating his T-Bone steak and decided to go for a swim in the lake .... Oh!! for goodness sake

We think this might have been a big mistake because our snake who liked to sun-bake by the lake, eat cake and t-bone steak and was as thin as a rake, sunk to the bottom of the lake .... Oh!! for goodness sake

While our snake who liked to sun-bake by the lake, eat cake and t-bone steak and was as thin as a rake decided while he was there to take a break on the bottom of the lake .... Oh!! for goodness sake

Our snake who liked to sun-bake by the lake, eat cake and t-bone steak and was somehow as thin as a rake came up from the bottom of the lake and would you believe had some more pieces of cake and t-bone steak and ended up with a belly ache .... Oh!! for goodness sake!!