Valery The Monster

• Courtney Stuij, Grade 7
• Poetry
• 2015

Valery was a monster
of ginormous size
with green floppy ears
and blue shiny eyes
She had terrible breath
from the dog poo she ate
she grossed out her neighbours
when she scoffed from her plate
She was tall, fat and smelly
and messy and hairy
and had one major problem
she was allergic to dairy
One day Without knowing
She accidently ate cheese
and blew herself up
With a gigantic sneeze!!