Making Our Teacher Angry

• Huey Morgan-Foxon, Grade 5
• Poetry
• 2015

To make our teacher angry
It is really bad bad
So look at this tasty menu
To send them raving mad
Serve it up on a plate of bad manners
A nice sweet cup of talking kids
Succulent disrespect
And a plate of glue sticks with no lids!
Come on! I’ll make you a bowl of chair swings
Topped up with luscious tub errors
Gourmet calling out
And some talking terrors!
A nice slice of “I don’t know what to do"
For dessert we have nasty cunning
A plate of upturned desks
And finally concrete running!