A Day At The Zoo.
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Santi Cuba De Reed, Grade 7
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Poetry
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2007
The female gorilla was pinning at the zoo,
No suitable male could be found,
The keepers didn't know what to do,
So they decided to ask around town.
The zoo authorities, they did their round,
They said they wanted a suitable chappie,
asking who would do it for 500 p[ounds,
To sleep with a gorilla to make her happy.
Until Jack stepped foward and said "i'll do the task."
"But before i do i have three questions to ask"
First thing:
i don't want any comback if there is a offspring.
Second question:
It all depends on her need,
Do i give her a kiss befor i do this deed?
Thirdly: Don't think it's a cheek
and if you acceppt my bid,
It will take me a week to come up with 500 quid.