Watermelon

• Noah Haines, Grade 4
• Poetry
• 2016

They got helmets on their heads to keep them safe but I got watermelon instead

She showers with pantene but I got watermelon to keep me clean

He turns and twists to the sound of thunder but I got watermelon to help me slumber.

Those two nearly drowned boating but I got watermelon to keep me floating.

He struggles to get the ladies but dating the breeze in my watermelon brasaities

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen their sherbeting my home made out of watermelon

He struggles to lift the weights but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.

This is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen. There’s a hat in my home made out of watermelon.