Fast Food

• Kai Gavriel, Grade 5
• Short Story
• 2017

I was sitting in Macca's when I saw something
A fat man wobbling with his keys. "Ding, ding"
He shuffled to Macca's to buy something to eat.
I watched him funnily as he said, Hold the beet".
Gobble, smack, crunch went his mouth and the burger,
Buuurrrp went this huge man like a big fat ogre.

My personal favourite is Screaming Coda,
But I get a Frite from Srpanta and Schmoda.
I mean I like delicious Cepsi and Poke,
Like that that very, extremely old bloke.
I looked at the sugar, but what did it say?
Eighteen point six grams! Wow! I was blown away!

The chips and nuggets are so delicious and bleet,
They are scrumdidlyumptious and pretty neat.
And if your want to try, or just justify,

go inside the shop and do not forget to try.
(Remember to check the nutritional table),
Otherwise they'll sneak more sugar in the flable.

It's pretty obvious that Ice cream for I screams,
But obviously not for Lebanese cheese.
My personal favourite? Sundays on Sundae.
But definitely not one o'clock Monday
Now the large soft-serves are really very great,
Except when they've been too long in the cooling grate.

So I guess it is probably obvious ,
That you should not buy that fast-food clobious,
No offences to fast-food Red-Roster or Macca's,
But their food is definitely out of whackers.
Now the sun-illed choc is pretty chocolicious,
But think of the sugar, it'll be yuck-alicious.