Fart Rainbow Town

• Claire Potts, Grade 4
• Short Story
• 2017

One sunny day I was on a rainbow for five hours, I had no idea why I got on a big colourful rainbow and how I ended up with no clothes. For sometime I was seeing things but I wasn't I saw a unicorn that was farting it's way down the rainbow.
The unicorn said 'I will take you to a place called Fart Rainbow Town" I got on the unicorns back to take me to this place called Fart Rainbow Town. When we got to the town I tried to get some clothes but instead I got a unicorn onesie that kept on farting out loud. As I looked at the new years board it said 1812,really I wish they had a big brain and it was 2017 and not 1812.
A big pool party was going on the food was a burger that had paper, bird seed, frogs legs and a unicorn horn. They picked someone who they haven't seen before and that was ME. They made me eat it with poo icing on top, I ate it all up and said yum. I suggested that I will live in Fart Rainbow Town.