OMG

• Keenan Lawson, Grade 5
• Short Story
• 2018

Omg no way you made it into the school production wow great job Liam thanks stef its so cool that I'm the main roll I'm going to be the coolest the hasomest Shrek. What! and you think he's cool he's a big fat ugly oger but thats what makes him cool he's like me but not ugly I'm cute i think am i cute ya tots oh thanks stef your my best friend. When is the production tomorrow DO YOU NOW THE LINES yes its fine i now shrek of by hart oh good ya well by i got to go home now ok bye. YES the production is today mum wake up its time to go ok ok ok get in the car ok liam were here OMG were here yes. Liam are you reddy you are going on right now ok and its mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ow OMG the first part and i fell of the stage i have made a complete fool out of my self mum wawawawawa mum lets go home ok Liam. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mum were leaving the country because i have said i banned my self from it every one thinks i am fall of shelly wich means i fall of every thing and i don't want to be told I'm fall of shelly every day ok but no way we both grow up here and tony will be back from usa tomorrow don't you want to see her oh right yes i miss tony he's my best friend ok so you will haft to suck it up princess ok mum will good night oh and I'm not going to school tomorrow fine just this once THANK GOODNESS morning nock nock TONY HERE hello oh nope just the post man go I'm wating for someone but someone i don't care leave ok ok ok slam when is he getting here nock nock TONY TONY TONY you're here yea i heard about the fall and the nick name fall of shelly shut up meany ok ok i have great news do you and mum what to move to usa yes yes yes omg omg omg really now way yes way and live in a house with a pool yes i see mum i told you we have to move tony are you telling the truth yes mum I'm telling the truth OMG were moving out ok lets start packing ok are you guys ready do get on the plane yes LETS GO. and that is the story of how liam left Astralia. THE END