Lemony snicket

• Jake Ferguson, Grade 7
• Poetry
• 2006

Lemony Snicket is a great writer
but I don't think he was much of a fighter
I wish Lemony Snicket was me
because he lived by the sea
He writes about an evil man
who always has a nasty plan
Theres's a baby that bites with all her might
and my goodness me she is only three
The boy who's read all the books in the library
his mind is a station
holding lots and lots of information
There's an inventor that always looks surprised
it's as if she's got gears and cogs in her eyes
I can't wait to delve because
Lemony Snicket has written Twelve