Fart Land

• Judd Christensen, Grade 2
• Short Story
• 2022

One million farts away there was a gross land, there was Fart Land. It had more than just farts. There was barf and mouldy food. There was one rule, it was gross. But there was a monster. They called him that because he was clean!!!! It was very clear that they were enemies. That night he came, and they were not ready. Everything he touches turns clean. But when he showed up, he was... dirty! He had vomit stains all over and he reeked. He was mouldy and green and … wait what`s that smell? It was him. Then there was a beep and another and then they transformed (not the monster) into barf bunnies. The monster wanted help so the bunnies said, “yes, you can stay with us.” And on every second year on one day, they were clean.