My Crazy Cat

• Keating Mountain, Grade 4
• Poetry
• 2022

I have a fuzzy friend,
who went around the bend.
He bounced off the walls,
And let out shrieking calls.
Tap dancing on my table,
Playing with the electric cable.
He wore a top hat,
Such a crazy cat.
He stole my grandma’s bloomers,
He started several rumours.
He rubbed his behind on my bed,
Then jumped off, landing on his head.
Last but not least,
He did backflips off my seat.
David is this insane cat’s name,
And when he goes down in history, it will be with feline fame.