Satan claws

• Jessica Ride, Grade 7
• Short Story
• 2004

SATAN CLAWS



T’ was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring not even a mouse,
Then all of a sudden with a great big bang,
Satan Claws came through the door, with his big evil gang.
There were 12 of these men both skinny and fat; one of them had a great scary tat.
How evil he was how evil looked and all through the house the presents he took.
Then down the stairs ran a gorgeous blond chick hoping to find her hero St Nic
As Satan turned to eye the young girl all of his mates pretended to hurl
But Satan had a soft spot for this pretty thing his heart began to race as her eyes seemed to sing
His cheeks turned red they melted the snow as the young girl through him her panty hoes
Standing around him smiles grew on faces and his pants grew tight in all the wrong places
Oh no he thought what have we done we’ve ruined Christmas for everyone
Think of the fun we could have had if I had a nicer lad