A day in the life of john howard

• Ashleigh Mckay, Grade 8
• Poetry
• 2004

John Howard waits his famous hour
He follows George Bush's road to power
John follows dear George like a dog
Poor George then has to have some grog.
The future for John is looking grim
So every day he power-walks to the gym.
Simon Creen wants his job
He thinks John is a big fat slob.
We all know the day will come
When John has to go live with his Mum!