Quack Quack

There was once a boy called Jack
He went “Quack, Quack”
It was so funny
That along came a bunny!
The bunny went JUMP,JUMP
and tripped over a lump!
"Quack Quack” said Jack
Bunny could not understand
So he gave him a rubber band
Jack flicked it and hit a switch
Then down came a wet witch!
They saw some FLuFF in her ears
Is that why she couldn't hear?
They thought they were slugs
But instead, they were just ear plugs!

“Quack Quack” said Jack