The Evil Teacher

• Elizabeth Henry, Grade 6
• Poetry
• 2008

She’s rude,
She’s crude,
She’s such a bother,
She’s not even nice to her mother!

Her work is sad,
Her work is bad,
It’s so utterly stupid it makes me mad!

I hate and hate her,
She makes good times a blur,
Just trust me it’s not a laugh,
She really makes me want to barf!

Her nose is long,
She looks oblong,
She has no friends,
It’s no surprise,
She drinks Diet Coke and eats fatty French Fries!