Callsign Fart-a-lot

• Michael Keys, Grade 6
• Short Story
• 2008

Jumping out of the plane, I hear something that sounds like a tuba. I check if the propellers ripped up my body no it was just me if you know what I mean. Soaring down in my hand glider. I see the target building I fly towards it I hit the roof and break the lock at the top. I proceed into the first room. Damn! There’s a hell of henchmen so I let off a stinking nuke and it makes every last one of them faint. Into the next room. I’m running away from some guards that just saw me they is a lot of gunfire and many bullets hit the plaster wall and buried deep into it. I turn around and return bullets towards them I get them all. Into the next room the café but it was too silent. ***ZTT*** Two sentry turrets went online and started shooting me I dive behind a bench and throw a grenade. BANG the grenade exploded and so did the turrets. The next room was equally quiet. I was more cautious this time but that didn’t matter the laser blurred out an alarm and in return guards stormed into the room they formed a circle around me. They started blazing bullets I had a hard time dodging them but it was okay because they were bad shot and was shooting each other. I started shooting back at them with my pistol then I ran out of ammo and dodged a little longer I saw a clip on the ground I loaded it but it only had one bullet in it. The last two died by shooting each other and I proceeded into the target’s room. I saw the target and the target saw me. He took the only parachute and jumped out the glass window just jumped off a 20-story building, a high tone filled the room as the glass smashed. I bolted up to the roof and took my hand glider Damn! It must’ve ripped when I landed so I jumped off the roof – With nothing to stop my fall. I caught up to him and grabbed hold of him we punched and kicked each other when we smashed into a 7-story apartment bounced on the bed and hit the roof. The target escaped my grasp and jumped out the window with a ripped parachute. He hit the ground hard but it wasn’t hard enough I went into the elevator calming music played… When I reached ground floor I bolted out and looked around I saw him running away I fart and it gives me a boost and I get closer to him. I grab him but my hand slips off and he runs onto the road “Haha I rule I got away from you. I’m just too good I mean I outran a secret age-” He was cut off when a road train came by and hit him. Okay now that that’s over I need a toilet.