Sausages Of Dooom

• Jesse Spratt, Grade 3
• Short Story
• 2009

Once upon a time a butcher was making some sausages until ot of the blue it started raining. Suddenly, a flash of ball lightning went through the wall, leaving a hole and then crashed into the sausage machine making lots of big sausages. The sausages said “yum yum, eat ‘em up!” The butcher got his dog, ran to the car and drove away at 240 miles per hour! The sausages got onto their burger car, and drove after him! Then, while looking behind him he drives through a lab and gets lots of chemicals on his dog. Then sooty (the dog) gets some in his mouth….POW! When the butcher looks all he sees is a very fat dog…..

“Burp! Excuse me” said Sooty. “What the sheep!!!!!!” said the butcher. The next day the butcher was making burgers until it started to rain……..

The end.