Mean Poem

• Lachlan Nicolson, Grade 5
• Poetry
• 2007

My name is Lachlan I am but ten.
I wrote this poem with a pen.
This pen isn’t ordinary
This pen isn’t dumb
I detest the moon
but love the sun.
when I eat a bun
I have lots of fun.
I think Cadbury is delicious
I think Cadbury it nourishes.
I went on big slide
That was very wide
I went to the shops to buy some juice
I sore Ryan and thought he was zeus
I went to McDonald’s I had a big Mac
I loved it so much I had stacks and stacks
I went back and said to the employees
Your busted custed
and mate on top of that I want some musted.