A Bad Day

"did you have a bad day?
did you over sleep?
did the sun fail to ray?
did you nearly run over a sheep?"

"did you fail a test?
did you not eat enough?
do you just want to rest?
stop acting all tough?"

"well i have the product,
just for you,
and if you order it now,
then we'll throw in two"

"its just in my bag,
i must sell it to you,
so relax and get comfy,
and please remove your shoe".

"oh no, this is crazy,
where could it be?,
it must be near here,
but just where i cant see".

"im sorry i forgot it"
i shrug and say
"its nothing personal
im just having a really bad day".